Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Fitness Awards

Best In Yoga


The Man Who's Been Doing Yoga For Three Years: Have you been doing yoga for very long?
The Guy Who Used To Be A Professional Dancer: Hmm... Three months.
The Man Who's Been Doing Yoga For Three Years: How often?
The Guy Who Used To Be A Professional Dancer: Once-- sometimes three times-- a week.
The Man Who's Been Doing Yoga For Three Years: Wow! I can't believe it. I've been doing yoga for more than three years now and you're even better than me.
The Guy Who Used To Be A Professional Dancer: It's not a contest. Excuse me, I need to shower now.


Best In Body Jam

The Lady Who Always Takes the Front-and-Centre Spot: You hit my hand.
The Guy Who Used To Be A Professional Dancer: I know. That's why I said sorry twice.
The Lady Who Always Takes the Front-and-Centre Spot: Oh did you?
The Guy Who Used To Be A Professional Dancer: Yes. And by the way, why don't you try to dance on the beat next time so that you don't collide with other people?


Best In Body Pump

The Lady Who Gives Everyone The Attitude: You have nice legs. They're shaped very well.
The Guy Who Used To Be A Professional Dancer: I know. Thanks.