Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I had a whole Mc-f*cking-Wings platter. That's loads of calories and, not to mention, saturated fat. I would say I am terribly sorry, except, I only did it so I could practice my Cantonese.
Mayonnaise gong dong wa hai salad jeung, dan hai hai McDonald's, kuy dei giu mayonnaise, dai gai jeung.
dai= big; gai= chicken; jeung= sauce (cos they use it for McChicken, the burger)
Ngoh yi ga hoi chi gay dak.
Mayonnaise in Cantonese is "salad jeung", but in McDonald's, they call mayonnaise "dai gai jeung"
From now on, I will remember.
*Thanks to Lawlawt for checking on my grammar. But Lo c William, I had very, very minimal help, I swear.