I'm But A Runner-Up

Did you say my spirit was laudable for displaying such positivity and for still finding the humor amidst everything I am currently experiencing?

Wait till you meet my friend, Japs.

We chatted briefly tonight on Facebook and this is how it went:

Rye: psst.. japs! japs!

Japs: maghintay ka kc baguhan plng ako mangalikot ng bago kong mac.. mwahaha

Rye: ang laki ng boobs mo! (...wala lang. gusto ko lang sabihin. baka kasi nakakalimutan mo! hehehe)

Japs: since birth! kaya siguro tsugi ako kc wala cla lahat suso!!! hehehe cheka!!!!!

Japs: bakla ala una na! ipahinga na natin ang katawang tao natin!!! gudnyt!!! mwah!

Mabuhay ka, Japs!
Mabuhay ang iyong katatagan!
Mabuhay ang iyong boobs!