I Lied.

Yes, I did. I lied.

And although it is painful to admit it, I will admit it dauntlessly, because you are a friend of mine and you've been nothing but good to me. You deserve the truth. The truth I will give you. Here. Now.

And the truth is -- No. I haven't stopped drinking. Neither have I quit smoking. I haven't and I have no plans of doing so in the near future.

I just switched to a different brand of moisturizer. That's all.

Kiehl's Ultra Facial Tinted Moisturizer
I've given up on L'oreal for Men. They just don't work for me.

And ok, I admit there are two more products that I'm using now. But I'm not ready to divulge them just yet. Don't worry, I will someday.