First "Tagging" Event

Tonight, while walking down the overpass that connects the bus stop to the village where I live, a question just popped in my mind from nowhere: "Why have I never been tagged?" Half an hour later, I logged on to my Blogger account and saw a message from my lesbian cyberkada (ang cheap nung cyberkada noh?), joyjoy asking me whether I was busy. I found it rather odd that she asked me........

Leche! Ang haba na ng intro ko! Ang point ko lang naman is, here now is my first ever meme. (though bubble: do people really read stuff like this?)

Three things that scare me

1. to be fed alive to dogs

2. to be arrested and detained for substance abuse

3. to still be in HK when the ice caps start flooding the world. thanks Al Gore for the warning!

Three people who make me laugh

1. Dan, Chris and Julius, my gay best friends in HK payagan nyo na ko mag-triple tie!

2. Mai, my gay younger brother

3. my gay self

Three things I love

1. Maggi Perencah Kari

2. martinis by the beach

3. Absolut Vanilia

Three things I hate

1. pointless arguments

2. lies
3. (oh, yes of course..) homophobia

Three things I don’t understand

1. why my chest is still 36 inches. the last time i measured was two months and 2 tubs of protein shake ago.

2. workplace politics

3. how i managed to get the highest scores in trigonometry in high school without even needing to use a calculator. I am math-phobic, for pete's sake!

Three things on my desk

1. my laptop

2. condoms

3. a japanese lamp-turned-desk lamp

Three things I am doing right now

1. answering this meme

2. chatting with a really nice german guy I met at a morning party 3 weeks ago.

3. sporadically releasing addictively odorous gas that my system has produced from protein overdose. Eew!

Three things I want to do before I die

1. star in a porn film

2. establish myself as an artiste extraordinaire in Prague

3. build a house with a beautiful garden and a stunning kitchen for La Remi

Three things I can do

1. tolerate other people's quirks

2. smile even when in the most trying moments

3. choreograph

Three things I can’t do

1. kill
2. triple pirouettes

3. involve myself in politics. I am just incapable. I will end up a laughing stock.

Three things I think you should listen to
1. I agree, Joy... Max Ehrmann’s Desiderata
2. the voice of conscience

3. The Dan & Rye Show (season 2 coming up end of July!)

Three things you should never listen to

1. anyone who hinders your growth

2. liars

3. gossip

Three things I would like to learn

1. making pasta by hand

2. ironing I swear to God, it's effing difficult!

3. break dance

Three favorite foods

1. Grilled stuffed bangus with ensalada on the side.

2. Cantinetta's garlic and chili pasta

3. Mochi Ice

Three shows I watched as a kid

1. That's Entertainment I know it's cheap. But that's what made me decide I was going to be a performer when I grew up
2. Super House --kami ng kapatid ko. then we'd talk about how impossible that cartoon is!

3. GMA Supershow (please see #1)

Three people I am tagging

1. Rabbi

2. Khalel

3. Maruja