It's Stuff Like These That Make Me Wish I Had A Vagina

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The very royal-looking Marcia Cross in a teal gown

that I would wear if I hosted a party in Shangri-La Mactan, Cebu,

where the gown's creator, Monique Lhuillier, hails from.

That is, if I hosted a party, given I was a lady.

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I honestly think that my Asian caramel skin would look better

in this reflective Nina Ricci gown than did

Ellen Pompeo's caucasian skin. Imagine if I were a chick.

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The stunning Vanessa Williams in her equally-stunning

golden Escada gown that,

I believe would look even more stunning on me. If I were a woman.

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Angelina Jolie, rumored to be pregnant, in a flowing gown in earth colors. That'd be me, in that gown, holding Brad's hand, carrying his baby.

If I just had a freakin' vagina !

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